My Life in Politics

Well, election season is here, and it's time for my latest gig, as a political ad writer for Connecticut Democrat Dick Blumenthal. He's been taking a drubbing by his opponent, former WWE CEO Linda McMahon recently. For example, this ad:



Powerful stuff, but did you know that McMahon has lied too? Oh she has lied, about so many things over the years.


She has lied about evolution, confusing millions of children about the origin of the species:




She has lied about one of her long-term contractors, even convincing him to fake his death more than once:




And she insisted that these two people were actually the same person for the purposes of refereeing professional sporting events:




Speaking of twins, here are a couple more McMahon-funded lies:





What else has she lied about? Plenty!


Conspiracy to impersonate IRS officials!



Not actually locked in a basement as a child after having his fingers broken by an angry piano teacher!



Claims to stand against the Obama agenda, but employed both radical Muslims and Communists!


Linda McMahon. She built her entire business on lies. What else has she lied about?



Leprechauns do not exist.