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The long-awaited terrorist massacre?

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The main obstacle for ISIS doing shooting attacks in the US is that they may just blend in with all the other mass shootings in the US.
Imagine the interrogation:

"Why did you shoot all these people?"
"American women are sluts!"
"You're not really distinguishing yourself with that crazy complaint."

"So seriously, give us a unique reason: why shoot all these people?"
"Your government is CORRUPT!"
"Uh...concentrate and try again?"

"Okay, one last time, one good reason why haven't heard before: Why shoot all these people?"
"God demands it."
"Now you're trolling us."

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