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Maybe you can take the boy out of Long Island...

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...but not Long Island out of the boy. Tonight's otherwise tedious walk down through the Financial District from work to more work was rendered suddenly thrilling by a woman so tan as to be nearly orange, driving a convertible while smoking a cigarette and ashing all over the streets while blasting "War Pigs" from her stereo. I should have leapt into the car when I had the chance!


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