In other news, I got an odd IM from a stranger this morning complaining about my tweets regarding Thomas Kinkade. Apparently, I've never seen any "true Christian art" and thus don't know why it's good. And I'm a fag! Actually, I'm a "faglol", which sounds doubly hot. I think the ls are supposed to be cocks and the o an anus, right? I hope so, anyway.
Oh, by the way, here's a photo of my wedding I keep meaning to put up. (Sorry for the glare, it's a camphone pic of a framed photograph.)
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Naturally, all that shit on the walls with Jesus and stuff isn't actually "true Christian art." I mean, there isn't one image of a cabin whose interior has burst into flames:
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Oh maybe that yellow blob is supposed to be Jesus materializing inside, having beamed down from a spaceship? But according to my favorite book on the subject of Jesus and spaceships, the light should be blue.
Oh, by the way, here's a photo of my wedding I keep meaning to put up. (Sorry for the glare, it's a camphone pic of a framed photograph.)
Naturally, all that shit on the walls with Jesus and stuff isn't actually "true Christian art." I mean, there isn't one image of a cabin whose interior has burst into flames:
Oh maybe that yellow blob is supposed to be Jesus materializing inside, having beamed down from a spaceship? But according to my favorite book on the subject of Jesus and spaceships, the light should be blue.