Is it too soon for this joke?

"Hey, have you seen the news? What the hell is happening in San Bruno! Did someone spot a wayward Qu'ran?"


And this one is probably all right, right?

"So, I guess the inviolate command Terry Jones received from God to burn a Qu'ran was more of a drunken suggestion. No surprises there. I mean, Christ's blood alcohol level is off the charts!"