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What do you get the man who has everything?

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Well, according to HootSuite, you get him a personal tweeter! Seem in email today:


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Andrew Sorokovsky
Integration Partner Manager | HootSuite




I don't know what I like better. The "Hey," salutation (Hey, FUCK YOU—nice business-letter writing skills.) Or the idea that planning out one's posts and tweets two months in advance might help the quality of one's work. I'm sure you all want to see what I have to say about the death of Richard Matheson* when it comes up on the schedule...on Labor Day weekend.


*I might have more to say later, but I think he was great. Great without actually being good, which is a very powerful combination—that is what makes his work so easily adaptable. Also, he was a metaphysician of sorts, and a few years ago repudiated horror fiction based on an idea similar to the Law of Attraction. It's bad to have bad stuff swimming around in your head. He was an utter giant, though, and there won't ever be another.

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